tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7792860435102648894.post6684425844645540001..comments2023-07-03T07:24:28.331-05:00Comments on Diary of a Demented Stained Glass Store Owner: NASA Denies Stained Glass Store On Moon ClaimMikey Figgyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15448919173169664984noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7792860435102648894.post-44963276119522948012007-10-28T17:51:00.000-05:002007-10-28T17:51:00.000-05:00Of course, the REAL proof is the rise in Molson sa...Of course, the REAL proof is the rise in Molson sales at the SAME TIME as the moon landings. What is a major constituent of Molson? Alcohol... that's what. And what can you use alcohol for?? ROCKET FUEL, that's what. Now, who uses a lot of alcohol? Fused glass folks...that's who. "Oh, we we're just using the stuff to clean glass." 50,000 gallons (imperial) to clean glass??? <BR/><BR/>Of course, this begs the question about HOW DID BULLSEYE FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE COMPATIBLE GLASS. Well, Lani SAYS it was research. I've met her...she said that to me IN PERSON. But she smirked when she said it. The TRUTH IS OUT THERE. OK... let's work it out.<BR/><BR/>A "stained glass" place in a certain Canadian city arranges to pre-stage a depot of alcohol on the moon in connivance with a certain beer manufacturer. In return, secret NASA scientists reveal to the "stained glass" place the secrets of compatible glass that were found in the crashed ALIEN SHIP that is in the part of the moon that is NEVER IN ANY PHOTO. The "stained glass" place passes the secret on to a certain "young" lady in a funky glass establishment in Portland in return for a never-ending supply of glass. Suddenly the Portland gal comes out with compatible glass. Coincidences? No, I don't think so!<BR/><BR/>Revealed next: how timbits were revealed to the "stained glass" shop on the same journey. <BR/><BR/>--- a friendAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com