Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Saturday 20 December 2008

Christmas 2008 Store Hours


Wednesday Dec. 24 ................. 11:00am to 2:00pm
Christmas Day Dec. 25 ................................... Closed
Boxing Day Dec. 26.......................................... Closed
Saturday Dec. 27........................10:00am to 4:00pm
Sunday Dec. 28 ...................... Always Closed (Sorry)
Monday Dec. 29 ..........................11:00am to 4:00pm
Tuesday Dec. 30 ........................ 11:00am to 4:00pm
Wednesday Dec. 31 ................... 11:00am to 2:00pm
Thursday Jan. 1, 2009! .... Closed (due to sore head)

Tuesday 9 December 2008

Andre's Somewhat Weekly Sale


The World's Best Permanent Marker without a doubt! Undryupable too!
Only $1.88 from December 10 to Dec. 31

Sunday 7 December 2008

Freak Accident Paralyses Man From the Waist Up


TORONTO, ON- A bizarre, un-precedented spinal injury sustained in a car accident Saturday has left local resident Al 'Only Two Hands' Nicarosiac paralyzed from the waist up. 

“Al is back on his feet,” said Toronto Hospital head of surgery Gary Brown. 
"Unfortunately though, he has lost all feeling in his head, arms and torso. No longer able to move from the waist up, he cannot speak, dial a telephone, cut stained glass or use a handfoiler.” Doctors said Nicarosiac should be able to resume his career as a professional soccer player as early as next week.

Monday 1 December 2008

Andre's Somewhat Weekly Sale


Kempro Finishing Wax- the best way to put a protective shine to glass and patina. On sale from December 2 to December 9.