
The ongoing trials and tribulations of a lowly stained glass store owner
Diary of a Demented Store Owner
Thursday, 15 October 2009
Another Great Kokomo Sale Square

Tuesday, 13 October 2009
New Website

Saturday, 10 October 2009
Russians Claim IMF Loans Lost Making Fantasy In Glass Purchases
Russian finance officials attempted to refute accusations of illegal money laundering by claiming that tens of dollars were lost making purchases during Fantasy In Glass's current September Monthly Sale". " Ve knew that Louie Tiffany vonce made a small fortune vif little inwestment so ve thought ve could increase the walue of monies ve vere reciewing from the International Monetary Fund," said Finance Minister Gary Brownoff. Unfortunately, the money was put into Armstrong orange and blue cathedral glass to mass produce teddy bear night lights to cheer up the proletariat at their dachas during the long, cold and dark winters when their staff colourist mentioned that teddy bears don't come in those colours." I guess ve goofed as you Canadians say." Brownoff admitted.
Federal investigators looking into the missing funds weren't satisfied with the explanation knowing that Armstrong Glass is available virtually nowhere in Canada, and intend to further pursue the money trail. "The Russians have been losing more money than an internet startup company so we believe there is more to this story," said Pat McNeil, spokesperson for the Customs Service, who requested her name remain anonymous.Russian finance officials attempted to refute accusations of illegal money laundering by claiming that tens of dollars were lost making purchases during Fantasy In Glass's current September Monthly Sale". " Ve knew that Louie Tiffany vonce made a small fortune vif little inwestment so ve thought ve could increase the walue of monies ve vere reciewing from the International Monetary Fund," said Finance Minister Gary Brownoff. Unfortunately, the money was put into Armstrong orange and blue cathedral glass to mass produce teddy bear night lights to cheer up the proletariat at their dachas during the long, cold and dark winters when their staff colourist mentioned that teddy bears don't come in those colours." I guess ve goofed as you Canadians say." Brownoff admitted.
Federal investigators looking into the missing funds weren't satisfied with the explanation knowing that Armstrong Glass is available virtually nowhere in Canada, and intend to further pursue the money trail. "The Russians have been losing more money than an internet startup company so we believe there is more to this story," said Pat McNeil, spokesperson for the Customs Service, who requested her name remain anonymous.
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Sometimes You Just Have to Get Out of the House
Monday, 5 October 2009
Second Floor Officially Reopens
Friday, 2 October 2009

Fifty (50) colours and almost 1000 square feet of glass reads the packing slip that just came today.
Classes Start Safely

Thursday, 1 October 2009
Hey! This Ain't Just About Stuff. You're Going to Learn Stuff Too!

Did you know that...
... the atomic weight of lead is 82, its symbol is Pb, its density at 300k is 11.4. Tin’s symbol is Sn, and its electron configuration is ... oh, never mind, that’s way too much information.
Solder is an alloy of tin and lead, and the proportion of the two affects the melting point, but in a strange way. The most popular alloy for almost all stained glass work, and most definitely copper foil work is 60/40 (60% tin, 40% lead... Helpful Mikey)(a titanic intellect in a world full of icebergs...Ed). Looking at the two metals by themselves we see that tin melts at 450F and lead at 621F. But something really weird happens when you combine the two- the melting point drops down to as low as 361F depending on the mix of the two.
Check this out:
Ratio tin/Lead Melting point
0 / 100 621F
30 / 70 496F
50 / 50 421F
60 / 40 375F
63 / 37 361F
If we continue to raise the amount of tin to lead past 63% the melting point begins to rise again to where it is 450F at 100% tin, therefore 63/37 solder has the absolute lowest melting point. Pretty weird, eh? (what, you forgot about Marv Albert?...Mikey) And you thought that ratio was a gimmick? With respect to cost, the last time Stan (Mike’s metals commodities broker) checked, tin was about ten times more expensive than lead, telling you why solder prices can vary so extremely according to the amount of tin they have.
Of course, if it has our name on it, it’s got to be the best available- that’s why you can find Fantasy In Glass Solder only at Fantasy In Glass. Check out our own brand in 50/50 and 60/40 alloys, all virgin materials (like Mikey) making them flow and patina perfectly (like Mikey).
Monday, 28 September 2009
An Addendum to this Month's Sale Post
Time To Post Another Embarrassing Zenia Picture

Gaze your eyes upon Zenia...
Sunday, 27 September 2009
Music Makes Us Better Craftspeople


Fantasy In Glass is now carrying out clinical trials to see how exactly music affects the brain and the body on behalf of poorer cutting glass manufacturers. Mikey is hopeful that "We are approaching the point where a glass store owner would legitimately be negligent not to actually recommend music as a therapeutic intervention. And even more so should he not obtain said music from mymusic.com, a tremendously great on-line music store. It was actually mymusic.com that turned Mikey on to Little Axe, a group's music that has been instrumental in increasing the cutability of Bullseye fusible opals, and has even lessened the incidence of devitrification when slumping this glass!”
Saturday, 26 September 2009
A Regular Day at the Store
Thursday, 24 September 2009
What's It Going to Be? Shelves Or Staff Naked- Which Do You Prefer?

Monday, 21 September 2009
Figus Rats Supply Molds to FIG
Apparently it's not just any rodents, but the "highly social, intelligent" figus- a small caviomorph rodent that is native to Toronto. And while they don't use tools in their natural habitats, they were taught by researchers as well as the staff of Fantasy In Glass to do so in captivity.
After several months of training and practice, researchers say, the figus can move a rake as smoothly and efficiently as croupiers in any Las Vegas casino- a handy skill when mixing the mud-like slurry that these molds for slumping glass are made of.
“This is first time rodents have been trained to wield tools”, said Gary Brownosley, a psydoscientist, who led the experiments at the Laboratory for Really Cool Science in Toronto. He elaborated about how they are so efficient and quality conscious that the Teamsters’ union has petitioned the mold manufacturer to either stop using these poor little helpless animals or to certify them to unionize the shop.
While these figus rodents are best at manufacturing molds 14” or smaller in diameter (a size that is easily accommodated by most of the kilns sold at FIG) scientists from the LRCS are considering training baboons in the manufacture of larger molds-1a specialty of Brownosley’s.
While it has long been thought that tool use is a hallmark of higher intelligence, Dr. Brownosley said, the brain structures that underlie such abilities may lie dormant in many animals with good hand-and-eye or paw-and-eye coordination. Training these figus to make molds in captivity provides insights into the plasticity of their brains, he said, and may even shed light on how early humans evolved tool use in the first place.
In separate studies, Dr. Brownosley notes they are examining gene expression in the brains of macaques and marmosets trained to check the coefficients of expansion in Bullseye glass.
To see the handiwork of these figus rodents, and the well over 600 molds we have in inventory, check out this video.
Sunday, 20 September 2009
System 96 Dichroic Glass

Thursday, 17 September 2009
Bellagio Celiling
Monday, 14 September 2009

Saturday, 12 September 2009
A Neat Fusing Project Using Spectrum's New Cord

Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Another Open Letter From Mikey In The First Person

‘It has been a very ‘interesting’ time these past few weeks.

Upon my return I find myself reflecting on many of the ‘cornerstones’ of our business and reviewing the status of all our inventory, the importance of our suppliers and our product mix- all relevant and important to our continuing success.
Manufacturers have disappointed us.
So has our supplier.’
That’s the start of a post I wrote on July 28, 2009.
Rereading my thoughts from that post, and reflecting on these interesting times, I find myself reconsidering and deciding on our dealership of Bullseye Glass…
Oh, the horror you say.
But Mikey, you’ve been one of their biggest boosters, I hear. Carried the entire line for years. The only one in Canada with a full line inventory. Told us how they have five times the selection of Sys96. That they actually make solid reds and pinks. They even make Aventurine Green in two shades. All their glass amazingly is even available in two thicknesses.
Yes, it’s true, they are great, but sadly, and frustratingly, things have changed significantly in Canada over the past four years.
Let me explain…
Fantasy In Glass is the only retailer in Canada that carries the full Bullseye sheet glass line. We also carry a substantial amount of their curious fusible glass, their frits and powders, confetti, Hot Rodz rods for torchwork (even though my sales rep seems unaware that we do), chemicals and their great fusing paper (2500 sheets and rolls due in September 1). Heck, we even bring in their great Tekta Clear by the case.
Why then, if Bullseye is such an amazing product, does no one else carry it?
Well, as most retailers can’t bring in Bullseye themselves their only option then is to get it from the nearest Bullseye distributor- that’s right, in Canada, there’s only one. That means then you’d be dependant upon our sole Canadian distributor to supply the entire line for you.
You guessed it- he doesn’t carry the entire line. Not even close.
And if that supplier doesn’t carry an acceptable selection of inventory, what would you do as a retailer?
Of course. You just wouldn’t bother with Bullseye. Only carry the Spectrum Sys96 line.
So since Spectrum 96 is available more consistently than Bullseye and there is no alternate source for Bullseye in Canada, retailers choose not to even consider Bullseye, and invest only in Spectrum.
So, how does this affect us you ask? Wouldn’t that mean that we’d have a lock on Bullseye in Canada?
Yes and no.
Because other stores don’t carry Bullseye, and we seem to be the only one carrying the torch at the retail level, this greatly limits our ability to grow Bullseye.
Why?
Well, as while we attract customers from elsewhere, they won't consider our Bullseye because they've 'already started with Spectrum' and when they return to their regular retailer that’s all he carries.
So, Bullseye, by not assuring that their distributor is doing his job, has hurt our and their potential for growth. And frankly, we’re getting a little frustrated trying to grow Bullseye here alone, without much support.
So are we dropping Bullseye?
No we’re not. The product is way too good.
But we are dropping our dealership at this time, and hope our distributor can fulfill our needs.
Monday, 7 September 2009
Better Late Than Never

Tonight is the start of a flurry of postings. We start with the revival of our Monthly Sale.
Friday, 4 September 2009
Borax Overspray
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
Current Spectrum Score Magazine

Now easily available as a pdf file, with news from the glass manufacturer (when we can get the stuff- it's usually out of stock), helpful articles and free patterns. Grab it here...
Sunday, 30 August 2009
Proof We Coddle Our Staff
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Sunday, 23 August 2009
Friday, 21 August 2009
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
The Thing About Writing a Blog...
Monday, 17 August 2009
Closing August 18, Reopening September 1

He might wax poetic while sipping a Weissbier from high atop the Alps surrounded by Bavarian beauties with lily white skin, or then again he might just scratch his armpit, while drinking a Bud, wearing his favourite Nascar t-shirt and pondering the length of his mullet down at the local legion. With Ed you never quite know what to expect. So maybe, possibly he might drop a pearl of wisdom here over the next two weeks, but then he may not. Depends on those beauties or how cold the beer is.