Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Sunday, 29 April 2007

IT'S NOT JUST SAND, SODA ASH, LIME AND SOME OTHER STUFF Part 4

Part 4 of Mikey's continuing saga of Swiss Cheesed Glasswerks;
WHO WILL BENEFIT FROM USING THIS WONDEROUS GLASS?- You!
Oh, glorious modern day manifestation of four million years of human DNA's struggle to ascend. From being a mere over-anxious, food hurling, competitive tree dwelling ape… to the artistic, sensitive glass-cutter tool using person that you are; endowed with superior eye/hand coordination. Be proud- celebrate the fact that you are, firstly, a member of a very elite tribe of glassaholics, and secondly, have separated yourself from the masses of mealy minded mediocre glass dead heads who have little sense but to use mass produced machine rolled common cathedral and opalescent glass. Swiss Cheesed be thy savior from mediocrity in glass. (To be continued...)

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