Despite public perception, former media baron Conrad Black is actually excited by the prospect of going back to prison.
The convicted felon and former Canadian has 13 months left to serve the rest of his fraud sentence at the Federal Correctional Institution in Miami, and now has the opportunity to continue the stained glass studies he had originally signed up for, which he had to sadly abort due to being given his freedom (albeit temporarily).
An added bonus for Mr. Black is that he is returning to the same prison where Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega is allegedly serving time for his role in a Columbian cocaine trafficking ring. The Puffster Himself is excited by the prospect of being able to study under Mr. Noriega as he is recognized as one of the best stained glass nite lite craftspeople in the entire U.S. penal system.
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Maybe he could use a can of Boron Nitride spray?
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