Diary of a Demented Store Owner
Sunday, 14 September 2014
FANTASY IN GLASS ACCUSES UROBOROS GLASS OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FOR USE OF THE WORD 'GLASS'
Toronto, CANADA- Once again Fantasy In Glass Owner Mikey has filed suit in federal Supreme Court in Ottawa today accusing the Uroboros Glass Company of copyright infringement for widely using the word 'Glass' in the title and marketing of their products. FIG claims de facto exclusive legal use of the word. "We have established the strongest brand name in the history of modern civilization. Whenever someone sees the word 'Glass' they immediately think it should be preceded by the words 'Fantasy In' so we want to avoid any confusion amongst consumers", said company owner Mikey. Attorneys for Uroboros had attempted to dispute the suit as 'frivolous' and weak efforts to placate the staff of Fantasy In Glass with Uroboros T-shirts and aprons have proved to be unsuccessful.