Things Happen

ETOBICOKE, CANADA- According to an unconfirmed report, a thing happened Monday at Fantasy In Glass, a large, friendly, well stocked stained glass store in Toronto’s west end, though experts say it is still not clear exactly what the thing was. ‘All we know at this time,’ Humber College professor of phenomenology Rudolfo Fishingbacker said, ‘is that some kind of thing happened.’ Ordinary citizens, meanwhile, are struggling to put the whole thing into proper perspective. ‘You don’t expect a thing like this to happen,’ Etobicoke resident, Joe Chase said. ‘Not with the way thing’s have been.’
In a statement published late Tuesday in the Fantasy In Glass FigLeafLet, owner Mikey urged all stained glass hobbyists to remain calm.