Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

Store Name Comes Up Twice In One Day

TORONTO, ON- In an incident observers are calling “kinda weird,” stained glass emporium Fantasy In Glass’ name came up twice Monday in separate conversations had by Toronto resident Dave Gros. “At like noon, I forget what brought it up, but me and this guy Shawn were talking about that one part in The Crow where the guy with the real creepy look jumps through a stained glass window that looks kinda like something you could find at Fantasy In Glass he told reporters. “Then, like five hours later, me and my buddy Rebay were vegging out, watching Bay Watch, and drinking a few brews when I said, ‘Did you know that you could use this here Toyo Supercutter that I got at Fantasy In Glass here to open your beer?’ It was so freaky.” Adding significantly to the freakiness, Mr. Gros said, was a narrowly averted triple-referencing of Fantasy In Glass at approximately 11:30 p.m. “Me, Jeff and Josh were gonna try and make a stained glass teddy bear nitelite for Jeff’s cousin- they have to get married next week- with glass we bought from Fantasy In Glass but we wound up playing Playstation instead. That would have been insane.” Retail analyst Serge Dullannoy estimates the odds of a single-day triple-Fantasy In Glass reference to be 50,000 to 1.

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