IT'S NOT JUST SAND, SODA ASH, LIME AND SOME OTHER STUFF Part 7 Or Damn It, Finally the End

Last Part (7) of Mike's history of the origins of Swiss Cheesed Glasswerks;

INSTRUCTIONS FOR PURGING YOURSELF OF ORDINARY GLASS IN PREPARATION OF USING SWISS CHEESED It is well known that Swiss Cheesed Glass has powers few can understand and even fewer will ever realize. It is therefore essential that the proper ritual be followed to respectfully exploit the magic of this glass making you more effective in your true crusade. Step 1: Bathe in a cold mountain stream by moonlight to both purify yourself and to feel your connection to the flowing of the Single Harmonic Which Can Be Found In The Glass. Step 2: Anoint your body with Classique Neutra Flux and Patina Cleaner. This powerful cleanser will help you liberate the dynamic power of your repressed artistic craftsperson's soul. Step 3: Pick up your Glass Super cutter and dance on fire coals. This is a swell process for purging the spiritual weenies from your soul and will put you in touch with the demons and saints found on the path to stained glass happiness. There should now be no doubt that your spirit has been uplifted and is now affecting every aspect of your life. That is what Swiss Cheesed GlassWerks is all about.