Overheard by a staff member:
'I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants...'
A true story (honest- you couldn't make this stuff up);
We once lost a commission because we had suggested the use of gluchip as a background, which the customer had learnt, was made by using animal glue.
She turned and walked right out of the store.
She was a vegetarian...