Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Sunday, 4 January 2015

Our Infamous Electro-Figtrometer

See our ever attentive staff meticulously running each and every sale square we receive through our own in-house Electro-Figtrometer. 
Used on all our glass shipments to detect and eliminate excess radiation and bad karma, this is one of the many steps we take to assure your safety and protection. Another reason to shop at the World's Greatest Stained Glass and Fusing Store.
Tuesday it will be getting quite a workout as we expect several shipments, and all not from our full line Ontario glass supplier because there ain't one

No comments: