Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Member of Parliament Has Vendetta Against Conrad Black


Ontario member of Parliament, Gary Braun is renewing his call for Canada's Governor-General to remove Conrad Black (BU0100) from the Order of Canada.
Black lost an appeal of his obstruction of justice and fraud convictions last month, meaning he must now serve out the remaining six and a half years of his sentence. While that might be reason enough, it is actually the fact that Black has been doing stained glass for several months now and is still incapable of cutting a deep inside curve on a simple Desag GNA- a glass known for its ease of cutability, that calls for his resignation have been made.
Socialist Party member, Rt Hon. Gary Braun says, while the decision of the Chicago Seventh Circuit Court of Appeal might have some merit, it is actually humble storeowner Mikey from Fantasy In Glass who's opinion holds more weight.
"I have never seen a more bloated, self-centred and vile human being as Gary Br..., oops, I mean Conrad Black. His inability to cut a simple inside curve to represent the soft gentle curvature of the underbelly of Winnie the Pooh in the nite lite he was attempting to make is reason enough for me. The Queen and the Commonwealth deserve better representation. It's high time for Black to lose the honour"

1 comment:

FusedLight said...

Quite so, quite so... what I've found so un-nerving is the inability of Black to even CUT A STRAIGHT LINE. This lack of skill, lack of ability, indeed, lack of commitment to Clean Art is more than enough reason in my book (tri-lingual, of course) for his removal.

I've discussed this at length with my relative in the states, G. Brown (who, by the way, now has his own blog at http://obamausa.com) and he concurs. "I mean it, how can you honor (my apologies, on that spelling... my cousin is somewhat challenged in that department) a guy who could make a two-piece sushi dish if his life depended on it?"

Sanity needs to be preserved!