Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Saturday 18 June 2011

IT'S NOT JUST SAND, SODA ASH, LIME AND SOME OTHER STUFF Part 2 of About 7

This retelling of Swiss Cheesed's beginnings comes in anticipation of some very big news to come- a disclosure so significant and earth shattering in its scope- only to be revealed at the end of Part 7 of this saga.
We continue our story...





Part 2 of Mike's story of the origins of Swiss Cheesed Glasswerks; 
I had a very special strain of vintage Egyptian ash imported, the type that was mined by the Hebrews during the time of their exodus from Egypt (1350 B.C.). This is the ash of liberation from the bondage of boring glass, and any man who is on the path of enlightened stained glass deserves glass containing this rare type of ash. Humanity needs to break the bonds of mediocrity and after cutting some Swiss Cheesed Glass you will immediately notice how liberated you feel- and know why you are dancing unclothed in your living room...
to be continued...

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