This retelling of Swiss Cheesed's beginnings comes in anticipation of some very big news to come- a disclosure so significant and earth shattering in its scope- only to be revealed at the end of Part 7 of this saga.
We continue our story...
WHO WILL BENEFIT FROM USING THIS WONDEROUS GLASS?
Well, you of course!
Oh, glorious modern day manifestation of four million years of human DNA's struggle to ascend. From being a mere over-anxious, food hurling, competitive tree dwelling ape… to the artistic, sensitive glass-cutter tool using person that you are; endowed with superior eye/hand coordination.
Be proud!
Celebrate the fact that you are, firstly, a member of a very elite tribe of glassaholics, and secondly, that you have separated yourself from the masses of mealy minded mediocre glass dead heads who have little sense but to use mass produced machine rolled common cathedral and opalescent glass.
Swiss Cheesed be thy savior from mediocrity in glass.
...to be continued...
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