Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Wednesday 13 March 2013

The whole world seems to be mesmerized with the colour of smoke that will be released from the Vatican chimney as the Catholic Church votes for a new Pope. The College of Cardinals however, seem to be having a problem getting the right colour. Black means no Pope yet, while white signifies that a new Pope has been chosen.  We learn this has been somewhat problematic as they have been getting grey sometimes. The Papal authorities upon investigation discovered that the College of Cardinals had been using a Paragoni Kiln. But with the world's attention zeroed in on the chimney smoke, no mistakes can be allowed so Vatican officials have since ordered one of the new Coneart Kilns now specially being made for Mikey at Fantasy In Glass.


The Cardinals had initially considered the FiGGy 120v Square kiln with an interior dimension of 15.5" x 15.5", but realized that with 117 ballots being cast that the FiGGy BiGGy 240v Square Kiln with an interior at almost 24" square would be a better choice. Rumours that the kiln was serving a dual purpose baking pizza between votes has not yet been confirmed...

And yes, we now have these two 'SQUARE' kilns in stock!




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