Man Doing Stained Glass Has No Time Time To Read Comics

HIGH PARK, ON—Despite his great love of literature, stained glass hobbyist, Jimmy Scrouball laments he doesn’t have time to read. The 50-year-old High Park resident was interviewed Monday in his basement and reported “Sure,” said Scrouball, “ I’d love to curl up with a good Green Lantern adventure a lot more often,” as he copper foiled another piece of Kokomo #123 copper blue opal and soldered it into place in his 967th nite lite this month. “but, unfortunately, between work and washing my hands incessantly there just isn’t much time.” Scrouball then flipped over his 968th nitelite (a lovely, colourful, yet subdued teddy bear nitelite) and proceeded to solder the other side...