Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

A Retail Truism...


Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.
It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle.
When the sun comes up, you better start running.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, I think that's a Cheetah Mikey. Notice the ring mottles? ;)