Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Sunday, 20 September 2009

System 96 Dichroic Glass

Thinking that the staff were looking a little pale and withdrawn lately, Mikey realizes they might be suffering from the ‘D.W.’s’ or Dichroic Withdrawl. Zenia Herself has been known to be able to identify the 1 micron thick metallic coatings found on dichroic glass by taste alone (patterns she sadly admits need the assistance of smell…Pat The Wife)! Acknowledging that our 90 selection is strong, and our 96 not so, Mikey quickly rushes a large order together that arrives today containing way too much stuff to describe here, besides he’s got to get towels for the staff’s drooling. Turns out Zenia cannot be found for hours but eventually shows up at closing time with Styrofoam packing peanuts stuck in her hair, looking like her old self.

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