Things Happen

TORONTO, CANADA- According to an unconfirmed report, a thing happened last Saturday at Fantasy In Glass, a large and friendly, well stocked stained and fusing glass store in Toronto's west end, though experts say it is still not clear exactly what thing was. 
'All we know at this time,' Humber College professor of phrenology Rudi Trianglehead said, 'is that some kind of thing happened.' 
Ordinary citizens, meanwhile, are struggling to put the whole thing into proper perspective. 
'You don't expect a thing like this to happen,' alleged Toronto resident, David Chase lamented. 'not with the way thing's have been.'
In a statement published late Sunday in the Fantasy In Glass blog, Diary of a Demented Store Owner, owner Mikey urged all stained glass hobbiests to remain calm.