Things Happen

TORONTO, CANADA- According to an unconfirmed report, a thing happened Saturday at Fantasy In Glass, a large, friendly, well stocked stained and fused glass store in Toronto’s west end, though experts say it is still not clear exactly what the thing was. 
‘All we know at this time,’ Humber College professor of phenomenology Rudolphp Fishingbacher said, ‘is that some kind of thing happened.’.
Ordinary citizens, meanwhile, are struggling to put the whole thing into proper perspective. 
‘You don’t expect a thing like this to happen,’ Etobicoke resident, Joe Chase said. ‘Not with the way thing’s have been’.
In a statement published Sunday on the Fantasy In Glass blog- Diary of a Dememnted Store Owner, Mikey urged all stained glass hobbyists to remain calm.