Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Sunday, 9 March 2008


TORONTO, CANADA- According to an unconfirmed report, a thing happened Saturday at Fantasy In Glass, a large and friendly, well stocked stained glass store in Toronto's west end, though experts say it is still not clear exactly what thing was. 'All we know at this time,' Humber College professor of phrenology Rudi Trianglehead said, 'is that some kind of thing happened.' Ordinary citizens, meanwhile, are struggling to put the whole thing into proper perspective. 'You don't expect a thing like this to happen,' Toronto resident, Caryl Poormund lamented. 'Not with the way thing's have been.'
In a statement published late Sunday in the Fantasy In Glass blog, Diary of a Demented Store Owner, owner Mikey urged all stained glass hobbiests to remain calm.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hello Kupasta Boy;

After a long investigation of the paranormal occurences on that given Saturday it seems we have to pass it on to the PSI department for further investigations...til then I'll go back to my secret lab a.k.a. "the kitchen" to cook up some new stories.