Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Revolutionary New Grinder

Wow, another revolutionary new grinder from those folks at Gryfun- home to the ‘I’m too lazy to stand and grind for a sec’ Twyster Grinder (Chubby Checker and The Fitness Institute should sue…)!
This amazing new model comes with two heads, water reservoir and special high capacity sponge. Incredibly, it uses only 1/2 oz of water or about 1/1000th of that of competing models, but must be filled about eight thousand times while in use. (letters to ed@fantasyinglass.com).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Gryphon Twister Grinder was designed for people with physical impairments that would not allow them to stand at all. The inventor had double knee surgery and thought this would be a great idea.