Diary of a Demented Store Owner

Thursday 7 June 2012

A Bit of Background

As we carry well over 10,000 sale squares at all times, writing on them to describe colour or texture is an important customer aid. And apparently an aid for some of our staff as well as it also allows us to make sure Mikey keeps up on his (lack of?) reading skills. I mean, what can you say or do about a guy who writes Dark White on an obviously black glass? And with a straight face no less!?
Like below:



And then what does Mikey do? 
He ends up hiring Conrad Black!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Upon close analysis from a handwriting expert, it has been determined that Mikey and Conrad Black are the same person.

Mikey Figgy said...

Damn!