It's late at night. The scotch is all gone.
Mikey's in bed in his Puppy themed flannel pyjamas.
Who you gonna call when you're in trouble with your cutting skills?
Consider going here, and reviewing this pdf file on '12 Ways to Improve Your Cutting'. That way Mikey can get a good night's sleep.
... and remember, don't get caught cutting and texting- it's the law!